Mans best friend

Personal ad in the local newspaper, Søndagsavisen (= The Sunday Newspaper) in Odense (DK) from the 14th of September 2003:

I am looking for a loving and loyal dog, whom I can touch and look at. One, who can give me participation in decision-making, responsibility and give me the feeling of being valued. I myself am a lonely girl, who needs someone to love, to walk with and one who can make me smile. Preferably photo answers.